A Guy From San Francisco & A Guy From Seattle

A guy from San Francisco, a guy from New York, and a guy from Seattle are talking with God.  All three are allowed to ask God just one question.  The guy from San Francisco asks, “Will there ever be a time the world will not have to be concerned about those horrible earthquakes?”  God replies, “Yes, but not while you are living.”  Then the guy from New York asks, “Will the time ever come when our highly populated city will have no crime?”  God answers, “Yes, but not in your lifetime.”  Finally the guy from Seattle has his turn and asks, “God, will the Mariners ever win the World Series?”  God replies, “Yes, but not in my lifetime.”

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