Funny Quotes

“Some people think football is a matter of life and death…I can assure them it is much more serious than that.”   Bill Shankly

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”   Emo Phillips

“Their are two theories on hitting the knuckleball.  Unfortunately, neither of them works.”   Charlie Lau

“Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very un-orderly world.  If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can’t get you off.”   Bill Veeck

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