Jim McMahon the Spaceman

Credit spacey former Chicago Bears quarterback Jim McMahon with these doozies:

** When McMahon arrived in New Orleans for a Super Bowl, he complained of a sore rump and argued with the bears over his request to receive fanny treatments from well-known needleman Hiroshi Shiriash.

** He mooned a helicopter at a Super Bowl practice.

** He wore a headbands that said, “Pluto,” “Acupunture,” “Rozelle,” and “Addidas.”  He was fined $5,000.

** He told Rolling Stone he believed in reincarnation and would like to come back as a woman’s bicycle seat.

** He showed up in London for an exhibition game donned in an army camouflage uniform and puffing away on a cigar.

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