Little Johnny’s Father

A kindergarten teacher had aked a number of students what their dads did for a living, and most dads had usual jobs like a policeman, a fireman, an insurance salesman and so on.  Finally, she got to little Johnny, and Johnny was very shy about answering the teacher.  Finally, the teacher said, “Johnny, how about you?”  What does your dad do for a living.”  Johnny almost inaudibly answered back, “My dad’s an exotic dancer.”  The teacher immediately ended the session and sent the other students to do some coloring.  Then she took little Johnny into the far corner of the room and said, “Is that really what your father does for a living?”  “No,” said little Johnny, “he plays for the Cubs but I was too embarrassed to say it.”

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