Credit spacey former Chicago Bears quarterback Jim McMahon with these doozies:
When McMahon arrived in New Orleans for a Super Bowl, he complained of a sore rump and argued with the Bears’ management over his request to receive fanny treatments from well-known needleman Hiroshi Shiriash.
He mooned a helicopter at a Super Bowl practice
He wore headbands that said “Pluto”, “acupuncture”, “Rozelle”, and “Addidas”. He was fined $5,000.
He told Rolling Stone he believed in reincarnation and would like to come back as a woman’s bicycle seat.
He showed up in London for an exhibition game donned in an army camouflage uniform and puffing away on a cigar.