During a game, when I was playing basketball for the University of Massachusetts, one of our substitutes was told by our coach to enter the game. “I can’t, yelled my teammate. “What do you mean you can’t,” replied our coach. “I forgot to put on my trunks,” yelled my teammate. He had only his warmup suit on. I guess he was a little nervous in the locker room when we were suiting up before the game. Needless to say, he got no playing time in that game.