Olympic Fencing but No Epee

Three guys want very badly to get into the Olympic Stadium, but the games are sold out so they decide to pretend that they are athletes.  The first guy picks up a long piece of pipe, walks up to the athletes’ entrance and says to the guard, “I’m a pole vaulter.”  The guard lets him in.  The second guy shows up with a manhole cover and says, “Discuss thrower.”  He also is allowed to enter.  The third guy shows up carrying a roll of barbed wire.  Confused, the guard looks up and the guy says, “Fencing.”

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