A Schenectady sports nut was strolling along the Mohawk River when he spotted a bottle floating along in the river. When it drifted ashore, he picked it up and out popped a Genie. “Master, Master,” said the Genie, I am very happy that you have released me from my bondage in this bottle. It has been along time since I have been free. Ask me for any three wishes and I will grant them to you.” The Electric City sports nut thought for a second and said, “I would like for three things to take place this year – for the New York Yankees to win the World Series, the Knicks to win the NBA title, and the Giants to win the Super Bowl.” The Genie thought about it for a second, and then jumped back into the bottle.