Sitting by a Warm Fireplace & Discussing the Future

A husband and wife, both golf fanatics were discussing the future as they sat by a warm fireplace.  “Dear,” the wife said, “if I died, would you remarry?”  The husband responded, “Well, if something were to happen to you in the near future, I guess so.  After all, we’re not exactly senior citizens.”  “Would you live in this house with her?”  the wife asked.  “I would think so.”  She continued, “How about my car?”  Would she get that?”  “I don’t see why not.”  “What about my golf clubs? Would you give them to her too?”  “Oh goodness gracious no, never,”  the husband exclaimed.  “She’s left-handed.”

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