Sports Horoscope

Taurus (April 20 – May 20) – The stars say you can expect to be on the cover of Sports Illustrated. Someone will leave it on he bench just before you sit down.

Cancer (June 22 – July 22) – Your softball skills will earn you much fame.  You’ll be invited to Times Square next New Year’s Eve for a special honor.  They’ll want you to drop the ball.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) – Born under the sign of the office pool, you can soon expect to pick up a bundle at the track.  Just be sure to spread it around the rose bushes as soon as possible.

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