Taurus (April 20 – May 20) – The stars say you can expect to be on the cover of Sports Illustrated. Someone will leave it on he bench just before you sit down.
Cancer (June 22 – July 22) – Your softball skills will earn you much fame. You’ll be invited to Times Square next New Year’s Eve for a special honor. They’ll want you to drop the ball.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) – Born under the sign of the office pool, you can soon expect to pick up a bundle at the track. Just be sure to spread it around the rose bushes as soon as possible.