The Hoity Toity Country Club

At an area hoity toity country club, the members are very strict about following  all golf rules.  One day, a member noticed a guest placing his ball six inches in front of the tee markers.  The member rushed over to the guest and said, “I don’t know if you’ve ever played here before, but we have very strict rules about placing your tee at or behind the markers before driving the ball.”  The guest looked up at the snooty club member, looked him right in the eye and replied, “”First, I’ve never played here before.  Second, I don’t really care about your rules.  And third, this is my second shot.”


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