The Miserable Golfer Goes to Hell

A bad, miserable golfer goes to hell, and his punishment is to be a caddie for the devil.  The devil plays golf with oven-heated golf clubs and balls and a hot hand.  As the guy is getting ready to caddie for the devil for the first time in Hell, he sees one of his buddies who he used to play golf with.  His buddy is a homely man, and he is  on the first tee with a beautiful woman.  The devil’s caddie mutters out loud, ‘Why do I have to suffer like this, when my buddy over there gets to spend his time with a busty, gorgeous woman like that?”  The devil hears his comments and says, “Who do you think you are to question that woman’s punishment?’

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