Tom Brady, Jerry Rice & Terrell Owens at the Pearly Gates

Tom Brady, Jerry Rice & Terrell Owens were standing before God at the Pearly Gates.  God looks at them and says, “Before I grant you a place at my side, I must first ask you what you believe in.”  He asks Tom Brady, “What is it that you believe?”  The Patriot quarterback looks at God and replies, “I’ve been a Super Bowl winner more than once , and I believe that I have really entertained the fans of New England.  I also believe that I’ve been a good sport on the field, and most importantly,  I believe that we all must have a strong sense of morals off the field, and I hope you think that I have shown that God.”  “That I do, Mr. Brady.  Take the seat to my left.  And you, Mr. Rice?”  “Well Lord, you know everything, and I’m sure you are well aware of my Hall of Fame career and the many records I have set, primarily because I have always stayed in great shape.  I really believe in keeping the mind and body as sound as possible.”  “That you’ve done, Mr. Rice, and I’m proud of you.  You may take the seat to my right.  And you, Mr Owens.  What do you believe?”  “I believe you’re in my seat.”

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