Two Golfers & a Funeral Procession

Two men are playing golf one day.  As they are about to begin one of their holes, a funeral procession goes by on the road beside the course.  One of the golfers, Herman, takes off his cap and stands with his cap to his chest, and he waits for the entire procession to go by.  He then puts his cap back on and proceeds to tee off.  “Gee Herman, that was a very nice gesture on your part.  It was very thoughtful and respectful of you to do that.” his friend Tommy says.  “Well,” Herman replies, “I was married to her for 30 years.  It was the least I could do.”

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