Two Nuns at Fenway Park

Two guys were sitting behind two nuns and watching the Red Sox at Fenway Park.  The nuns were dressed in habits, and the guys were struggling to see over their tops.  They decided to try to get the nuns mad at them so that they would move to other seats.  One guy loudly says to the other,  “I think I’m going to move to Texas.  I hear there are not many catholics living there.”  The other guy, also speaking very loudly so the nuns could hear him, says, “I hear there are even fewer catholics in South Carolina.  I would love to go there.”  At that point, one of the nuns turns around and matter-of-factly says , “Why don’t you go to hell?  There aren’t any catholics there.”

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